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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Being sick...

So... either my niece or my sister got me sick. Fever, cold, migraine and all that jazz. I cough on them and what not hoping that the germs they gave me would return to them.

I woke up and felt horrible. But what did I do? I went to work anyway... yeah I can be stupid at times. Then instead of resting... I went to take my nieces to my grandparents. My fever unfortunately got worse. Oh well... time to go caput in my bed now... letting all the drugs I'm taking have their way as I watch Superman I on the tele.

First spray paint when I had to paint wood... now drugs... I swear I'll be high on something else tomorrow. Right now... it's ALLLLL the meds.

Monday, June 27, 2005

The Move...

Ok, so I moved once again... or I'm currently moving. Seriously, many people enjoying a change of environment and all that crap. I'm sick of it.

By the time I was 13 I moved 13 times in my life. This would actually be my 17th move and I'm only 20 yrs old. Very fun... I tell ya.

But if ya'll are wondering, why I have not been online, or posting, or checking my emails as often as I have been, it's cuz I'm transitioning from an apartment to a house. And I decided to cut the internet connection in my apartment to save money and I haven't hooked up my computer yet to the internet connection in the new house. So if you want my new addy or what not. Send me a message and I'll give it to you -unless I have no clue who you are and think you're crazy or something like that.

But in response to my previous post. It's been confronted, worked on and dealt with it. *^_^*

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Some free writing is all...

hurt
un-appreciated
not enough
"shitty" is a great way to describe it...

Friday, June 10, 2005

Owwww... That looks painful...


Can we all say "OUCH"?

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Q's and A's on Diet Truths...

For those on a diet...

Q: I've heard that cardivascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?


A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetable to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?


A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain... Good.

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more getables be bad for you?

Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?


A: Thicker gravy.

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO... Cocoa beans... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel good food around!

Well I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. Now go have a cookie... flour is a veggie!

If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


***To clarify, NO, I do not believe this. And I would really worry if someone actually did... it's just got some good, humorous reasoning.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Coming from a TRUE carnivore. Yum Yum.


Enough said.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Let's See How Good Your Sense of Sight Is...


Can you find 7 horses???